BELFAST, COUNCIL ESTATE.
CYCLIST, dressed in lycra and on a racing bike, is at the end of a 10 mile ride and cycling relatively slowly towards home.
SPIDE1-4, dressed in individual identical tracksuits and baseball caps, are lounging in a bus shelter as CYCLIST passes.
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(CYCLIST approaches the bus stop)
SPIDE1: (to CYCLIST): “Homo!”
(CYCLIST slows)
CYCLIST: “What’s that, mate?”
(SPIDE1 pauses momentarily. He was not expecting CYCLIST to reply. A mixture of confusion and anger furrows his simian brow.)
SPIDE2: “He said you’re a homo!”
CYCLIST (bored): “Oh. How’s that work?”
SPIDE1: “You’re in the tight gear an’ all! Homo!”
CYCLIST: “You’re checking out men in tight clothes and *I’m* the homo?”
(SPIDE1 is silent. SPIDE2-4 start jeering and laughing at him.)
(CYCLIST moves on)
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THE END
The Conservative Party version would have CYCLIST end up in the gutter with blood pouring out of his head :-) Glad this one has a happy ending!
There must be a headline for the Daily Express from this… just buggered if I can think of it. Also, got to question the orientation of boys wearing identical clothing. Homos.
LOL Legend :)
Genius!